So i was sitting at home by the computer 9apperantly thats all i need to do these days to get charged lol) and was trying to find somone to bring me a pepsi. In the corse of this i thought that it would be a good idea to build up an arsenal of various random tools for my amusement, after all boredom is a sighn of someone who cant play tricks and of all things I am not that. So in the course of this, i realised what is the point of amusing yourself if your friends are at work bored being tortured by the thousand papercuts of beurocracy, eg. writing proposals etc. At this point in time i realized that for the sake of saving my friends life from bordom that comes with paperwork, it is immperative i launch an assault on there workplace with nerfguns, jellyfilled supersoakers, airsoft top of the line rifles that ping people with little plastic things and whatever else we can find.Now, since conspiracy is so in the vouge these days, i decide to start one of my own, not as cool as the conspiracy of mr. miller, Khalid harper and the state to silence dissent, but cool anyways, i started to ask around and see who i could recruit for this assualt on my friends workplace and to make things more livly i decide to get money to go to the local chinese supermarket but 50 crans and release them as well into the workplace( i did this in elementrary school and years later i do believe it will still be fun). After i sort out my plan of attack, i let there old roommate know what i am planning and how i intend to free my friend from the trappings of working for a buercracy, but since this person is not yet part of the cool activists he cant join my conspiracy. Following the example of Harper, i aim to give this conspiracy the air of legality by bringing this up at her workplace meeting or AGM (AGM would be easier since its coming up soon and anyone can become a member) and if people vote against my plan i will do what harper did to the supreme court vis a vis the wheatboard and give the meeting a big fuck you, but i will make sure, like harper to stack the meeting with likeminded people and bulldoze my plan through. The only problem so far is I have no pepsi, so cursing the failings of the internet that can let me plan an assault on my friends workplace but cant get me a pepsi, i put on my coat, curse the enviromentalists who stopped global warming (8 deg. in january is pretty nice lol) and start walking to the store. At the store there are some people fucked out of there tree on various random drugs, and on my way home someone more drunk then me asks me for a light for nefarious reasons so i give them my matches and walk. Outside my house a crack user asks to borrow my cellphone cause there dealers not there, this i decline because a. i dont have a cellphone and b. if i did it would probably be tapped and they would not want to use it. I start to thing, and you know that bad things usually happenned when that happenneds. As my friend says we all hang out and kick it until julian gets an idea and next thing you know we are fighting cops ending in jail and never get to see how the movie ends. In the next few weeks we will implement a variety of programs that see street youth and campus based activists working together for common goals. The purpose of this is to build common ground and understading between us and the students and by doing that strenghthening our bonds of friendship and solidairty. We have been working at this since the g20 attacks recognizing that this is work that needs to be done. Several days ago i was on the bus with two people, one of whom was this friend and they were describing how they view there reality and i realized that there view of this city was very diffrent then mine. Everyones experiance and understanding of there reality is valid and all theory for action should be based on a proper analysis of your experiance and reality. However, experiance and understanding is shaped by your enviroment and liberalism, at its roots comes from not understanding but imposing your interpretation of reality on other people cutting out those people from solving the problems that they are facing. I am not calling this person a liberal, if anything they are revolutionary through and through, but there reality is diffrent then my reality because of enviroment. Putting this in the broader context, our success’s working with the students comes from engaging with them in struggle and by doing so sharing a common reality, our failures come from imposing what should be on what is and not seeking truth from fact but rather imposing what we would like to be fact on truth ignoring the concrete reality. For these projects to work we must combat liberalism by engaging in struggle together and by doing so sharing experiances and defining and changing the material conditions that shape our reality. For example, yes let us bring the marginalized to campus and building links that way, but also let us bring the students to areas under attack, and work together as allies in our struggle for liberation.Let us also hold events off of campus, not with jusr campus people but everyone who wants to engage in struggle and by doing so and sharing experiances combatting the sterotypes that society imposes on us and fighting liberalism. In this context, we must also, being good conspiritors invite those who we will attack at there workplace into this conspiracy and let them arm themselves with nerfguns etc. therefore combatting liberalism. Fuck maybe we can even get the workplace to fund both sides, like the U$ during the Iran Iraq war and by doing so, create better relations between people in her workplace and my crew. Fighting liberalism is fun, esp if nerfguns are involved…lol
